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Put your tongue in my shitty asshole and wiggle it around till I cum on the bed where you sleep at night
Please "eat my ass" tonight while we have sex.
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To be bothered, or to be in a bad situation. Tits-in-my-ass is used to express anger. Similar the word "fuck", except it provides more syllables for the user to scream it out in anger, allowing them to yell it for a longer periods of time.
1. "Tits-in-my-ass!"
2. "She is some major tits-in-my-ass"
3. "What's wrong dude?" "man, i have some major tits-in-my-ass"
4. "I just failed my math test... Tits-in-my-ass!"
5. "I just got cock-blocked! Tits-in-my-ass"
6. "I broke up with her, but she thinks were are still dating... tits-in-my-ass!"
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v. - This phrase can be used in almost any situation, ranging from extreme disgust in one's self, to having a high chlorine level in a pool, or to having a very eldery motorist slowing down traffic ahead. This phrase can be used in a sentence all by itself, or it can be said right in the middle of other words in the same sentence.
Tony: "C'mon ya old bag! She's gotta be going the same way i'm going! Go right on shit my ass red! I'm in a hurry to make signs for the field days!"
Larry: "The chlorine is too high, we can't open the pool today."
Tony: "Shit my ass, just tell the kids to not open their eyes."
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To intentionally irritate, or annoy.
My little brother rats on me for everything. He really picks my ass
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The phrase " dick in my ass" is to be used when someone is upset.
Hayden: Hey Cole, did you text the squad to tell them we were here?
Cole: Oh, dick in my ass! Sorry man, I forgot.
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Just another way tell someone to fuck off.
Some old fuck was yelling at me for no reason, so I walked past hi, gave him the finger and yelled, "Ahhh, bite my ass, you peckerwood son-of-a-bitch!"
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a term used for when a black man unexpectedly puts his penis in your asshole.
dude, this morning i woke up with a negro in my ass. i had to pry his huge dick out of my asshole with pliers, and ther was cum everywhere.
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