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This phrase is commonly used amongst pedophiles. It’s a silent way of getting to spot another in public without outright saying it. It is also used to sell and trade kids over recorded audio so that they do not arouse suspicion to anybody who is listening.
Man 1: Yeah man I got two good ones if you’re buying. These ones are brand new too. Lemme just Get my Mickey up not my tickey up”
Another type of way to say maybe but this is used when the other person is uncertain about what to say.
Alex: are you going to have that party again soon?
Lexi: my be my be , idk my parents are pretty mad at me from last time.
Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
*miguel o hara edit plays*
commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand
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A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...
A retard "Well I see why..."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.
Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"
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Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284
(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.
Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"