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Tom's little way of taking over the world...
www.myspace.com
(Personally I like myspace, but it can be addicting)
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A dead website, Facebook ate it's lunch.
Myspace launched in 2003, and got it's surge of popularity around 2005. It was good at first, but had it's problems, easy to hack, lack of care by the ones who ran it, asshole Myspace gangsters and scene kids galore.
Myspace popularity started to wane around 2007, as Facebook's popularity started to rise. Since Facebook was cleaner, didn't allow modification of it's profile pages, had the status updates, and generally kept out the annoying attention grabbing and the asshole antic(for a while).
Now days Myspace has dropped to around 30 something in the Alexa ranks, while Facebook is number 2 in the Alexa rank.
Myspace's plague of problems, and the drama that began to form around it can be said to have contributed to Myspace's fall. But their lack of care for updating anything useful on the site was a big problem, they neglected the Myspace Group pages, never fixed any major bugs or loopholes that allowed for hackers, and never responded quite well to help for users.
Thus their fall happened. Only people on there now are late people, scene kids, and maybe the Myspace gangstas.
Myspace was once a great website, but has now fallen to the feet of Facebook, due to Myspace's own incompetence.
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Facebook's Great Grandfather. The site my mother used when I was little. Facebook's anal leakage.
Fag1: Aw dude lets chat on Myspace!
Fag2: What the fuck is Myspace?
Fag1: You don't know what Myspace is? Loser.
Fag2: Look, this isn't 2004 okay? Get a Facebook.
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Life-ruiner
Grade-lowering stimulant
the internet's most used drug.
Been on myspace latley?
I went on it eight times last night. Got three new pictures, a new layout, and changed my song twice. That's my I failed the Geometry quiz last period.
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The heart of all that is evil on the internet... People no longer can talk to eacher normally without bringing up the mention of "MySpace". It is the end of civilized man.
Person A: "Have you heard of this band?"
Person B: "No"
Person A: "Let me go to their MySpace and..."
Person B: "But we work in a record store..."
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A website created by a man named Tom, with the starting purpose of helping lonely adults find mates. HOWEVER, once the scene kids took over (scene kid: a boy/girl with a haircut that says nothing but "hello, I gorged out my 7 year old sisters eyes and let her take a scissor to my head." and feel the need to wear EXTREMELY tight pants, and thermal shirts with silly little dinosaurs all over them.) the website was completely corrupt. It is now a place where you can leave a comment on the page of one of your 19809324 friends that you don't <i>actually</i> know, just to tell them that you are going to "kill their face", but of course..if you're totally myspace addicted, you won't comment to tell them that, because it will already be your MySpace name. And that would just be repetitive now wouldn't it? I wonder if the people on myspace are aware that no one gives a shit whether or not they like popsicles, and what their opinion is on "fake posers that just cause drama". To all those addicted to MySpace, kindly go kill yourself and rid this world of yet another mindless conforming cunt. Thank you.
Oh P.S.-Pretty much everyone on MySpace has been turned onto the phrase "kthnxbai".
"yo PLZ tell all yur frndz 2 add meh 2 thur myspaces cuz I am sad nd borning nd have lyke no lyfe. KTHNXBAI."
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MANY DEFINITIONS::::
1. Place for horny kids to find pictures and masterbait.
2. Place where people can judge how cool they are by how many messages they have on a fucking picture.
3. Place where you can meet someone and start a long term relationship.
4. Place where you can say shit about TOM, and then your myspace gets deleted.
5. Place where guys show pictures of their 2 inch penis.
6. The global hide-out for molesters and rapest.
I met a "guy" on myspace and he raped my butt.
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