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An cloth used to wipe up excess semen after ejaculation.
Dude did you see that one porn video? You know... The one where the guy uses a banana napkin?
the act of stabbing one's balls while ejaculating into a white cloth or napkin. the mixture of blood and semen results in a light pink color, hence the name "pink napkin".
Guy #1: I really want to try out some new masturbation techniques.
Guy #2: Have you tried the pink napkin?
Guy #1: No thanks, I'm planning on having kids someday.
adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.
John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin
The napkin you use to squirt your bologna into.
My wife was cleaning my office and found my bologna napkin.
It's okay, I'll wipe the cheetos off on my ankle napkins.
Cause they were those fucking towels mate.
That subway worker is a fuckin napkin nigger.
A napkin or tissue one takes to their pornography to catch the excessive amounts of bodily fluids after jacking (or jilling) off
Damn, that dirty fool got his jizz all over my keyboard, fucker forgot to bring a courtesy napkin