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Something you set out to accomplish when the new year comes along. Also highly improbable you will go along with it, but it's the thought which counts.
New Years Resolutions are kind of like when you click the 'I read the terms and conditions'. You know you'll feel semi-guilty by clicking the button even if you didn't actually read so you say "I'll read them next time." You do that with New Years Resolutions. "I promise not to ever gossip again...next year. Did you hear what Ross did with Rachel? BRUH."
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A Pathetic day in the calander year. Its just a pathetic retarded exuse for young people to get totally pissed then have sex and get dumped the following morning/afternoon how lame can it get? also whats the point of it? its just another boring day ending and another boring day in the life starting.
ROB: Hey NYE was last night i got so drunk and i got with this chick, fucked her and she dumped me this afternoon cos she claimed she didnt remember getting with me, gutted man.
ME: yes...I feel for you bro about that chick but your point being bro....
ROB: C'mon man its New Years show some spirit.
ME: New Year sis just a crossover of another boring day in the life to another boring day in the life, heck, i may as well celebrat ethe crossover of June 16/17, Like that crossover December 31/January 1 is just another day, like the worlds gunna end, yeh right bruvva.
ROB: you get drunker than drunk on that day.
ME: I can get drunker than drunk on any ol day of the year, even September 3. New Years is no big deal man, Listent o paul McCartney and wings...Its just another day.
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Christmas and New Year's Eve are two of the largest items on anyone's social itinerary in a year. Usually they involve much family contact, drinking and general merriment. When combined however, they make reference to the fact you went and had the best time (usually night) of your life.
Dude1: "Hey how was your party at college?"
Dude2: "It was great mate, I gave them Christmas and New Year's!"
When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.
She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.
Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.
My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.
You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year
Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut
For when you dont know if a year will be bad or good
Neutral New Year!
What do you mean?
Oh i dont know if 2021 will be good or bad so i say neutral new year!