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Newton cradle

The act of smacking a girls large boobs so that they sway from side to side . I.e in physics the Newton cradle. Best performed with the question, "do you knw what a Newtons cradle is?" Lol

Dude, this chick had the hugest tits ever!
-well...did you Newton cradle her??

by mr nova October 24, 2009

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Newton Pud

Lightbulb man seen in Little Big Planet 3. Inventor of the pumpinator (I don't think I spelt that right) and occasionally possessed. Andhegainsmanysimps.

Person: Who the fucketh is that misshapen lightbulb??
Person2: Newton Pud, dummy

by Scarlettheonestandingrightinfr February 23, 2022


Charlin Newton

A young loyal man,low-key freak,crazy when it about his girlfriend and favorite letter E

Dang I need a Charlin Newton

by Brentino January 15, 2019


Nasty Newton

When you're fucking a girl in doggy style and you calculate the magnitude of the force that you're fucking her with, using the mass of your body, and the acceleration that you're thrusting her with. (F = m*a)

My girl and I were failing physics. So we decided to implement the Nasty Newton to the bedroom

by mongolhaaland March 20, 2023


Newton's cradle

When 5 or more men hang from ropes and swing back and forth ramming into eachother causing anal penetration. They continue to swing back and forth forever, like a newton's cradle

Bro, you should've seen the drag show yesterday. They did a newton's cradle in that bitch

by Lildiccilo April 8, 2023


Fig newton

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.

James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!

by Kslatty February 8, 2023


Newton Abbot

Newton abbot is a small town in the south Devon of England but fuck me there's loads of roadmen and chavs about, there's pubs, barbers and asda and thats about it. Everyone's a cocky shit in Newton.

Dave:Do you know newton abbot
Bob:ye it's a fuckin shithole

by Aizy12 July 23, 2022