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....And then I left her a mushroom face tatto when I hit her with tha flappy cack
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Results from a Pap Smear displayed on an overhead-projector.
Brian: Dude, I just totally Cack Measted my patient and told her she couldn't have kids.
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Using your penis as a Shad and inserting it in the water and waggle it back and forth in hopes of catching a big one.
Or hanging your cack out between your pants and waggling it back and forth hoping to attract a drunk cougar.
Two buddies are fishing and drinking one fine day. With no luck and out of beer one decides to shake things up and inserts his penis in the water and cack waggles it to and fro, hoping to lure a large mouth bass.
English expression meaning "fart"
"I must have had some bad food last night, I've been doing air cacks all morning!"
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Western Canadian.
To say you'll be somewhere, then not show!
I saw you man...you cack out !
Ditched us for that ugly girl.
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Dry cack is the dried-up residue left over if you do not wipe your ass good enough, and it itches like no other.
Male 1:"Dude, I have dry cack in my butt!"
Male 2:"That sucks balls."
Male 3:"Wet-paper towel that shit!"
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