electric negro

Awakening during the final seconds of REM sleep. Accompanied by phlegm and a sharp cough.

"Man, I feel asleep in math class today. When the teacher woke me up i felt like an electric negro."

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The Electric Eel

The sexual act in which the woman is on the bed in doggy style position and the man rubs his feet across a carpeted floor to "energize his eel" with static electricity and shocks the woman in the pussy or ass before insertion.

(this works best in dry climates)

I was about to put a dent in Mary's ass but I gave her The Electric Eel and she jump right out the bed!

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electric nigger

Someone who is taken advantage of, usually in terms of labor, treated like a slave or a gopher. He/she is expected to do and behave like some plugged in appliance or machine, that simply functions and does what is told without an ounce of gratitude or respect. Mechanical laborer.

"There is no way in Hell that I am not going to be his little electric nigger for what he's paying me!"

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electric lettuce

Some of the best herb you'll ever find.

Hey man, we just smoked the phattest electric lettuce.

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Electric Heroine

A person in an online game that acts like a female but is actually a man baby!

Oh my God! He so pulled an Electric Heroine!

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She's Electric

A song written by oasis about a girl who has a Brother, sister ( The claims of on the palm of her hand is used to spliff smoking) and is also pregnant, has a "Fit" Mother and Many cousains. The song is very much unknown by many oasis fans as Liam refuses to sing this song live. a compleate downer. The lyrics are really much like a nursary rhyme. " sister " "blister"

The ending has a referance to the beatles as it sounds like the ending of " with a little help from my friends" and the chorus sounding like "whilst my guitar gently weeps".

The " ryhming "

"shes got a sister
and on the palm of her hand is a blister"

"shes got a cousain
infact shes got bout a dozen
shes got one in the oven
But its nothing to do with me."

Wayne: What is this song?
Hannah: She's electric
Wayne: Can i be electric too?
Hannah: No.

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Electric Hammer

When you touch someone or something with your erect penis and it releases static electricity.

I accidentally gave my spouse the electric hammer and now I can only pleasure them after rubbing my stocking feet against a carpeted floor.

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