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Crow’s feet

Also known as “hyperkinetic skin lines”, these are the skin wrinkles radiating like spokes from the lateral canthus of the human eyes, forming the appearance of a crow’s foot from each eye. Produced as the result of sun damage to skin and chronic repetitive contraction of the orbicularis oculi facial muscles, which are used in smiling, laughing, squinting, and crying.

“Stephanie’s gnarly crow’s feet make her look 20 years older. She needs to get some Botox injections”

by Casademilsuenos March 2, 2019

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Frito Feet

The smell coming from your dachshund's feet. This is normal don't freak out. However, if you literally smell a bag of Frito chips, then smell a dachshund's foot, it will smell exactly the same. Side note: the smell is worst when the dachshund wakes up in the morning or after laying in one area for a long time.

Guy 1: "Dude, what is that smell? Is that Frito's? *Sigh* And you weren't going to share?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, that's just my girlfriend's dachshund's frito feet."
Guy 1: "WTF???"
Guy 2: "Chill out, its normal."

by Shifty Jiffy December 8, 2013

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hobbit feet

characterized by hair on the top of the foot and big toe

Tackitt never took off his socks for fear of someone calling attention to his hobbit feet.

by Miscreant May 29, 2007

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shaq feet

someone with huge ass feet.

"damn the girl got shaq feet"

by bitchass'n March 26, 2008

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Bongo feet

In Hanna-Barbera cartoons, the sound of rapid bongo playing often accompanies a characters' get away.

Just one look and it was bongo feet from then on.

by Burlap Thong April 18, 2010

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Canoe Feet

When a rugby player who claims to be highly skilled at completing conversions misses. Boyce, “Leave this to me boys”.

Crowd, “how did he miss that? That lad has canoe feet

by Geoff Paddle November 9, 2021


pigeon feet

girls who walk with their feet turned in (like monster high dolls) usually white trash

Boy 1: Did you see Maddie today?
Boy 2: Yeah that whore has pigeon feet.

by the bitches 2 March 16, 2020