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The smell coming from your dachshund's feet. This is normal don't freak out. However, if you literally smell a bag of Frito chips, then smell a dachshund's foot, it will smell exactly the same. Side note: the smell is worst when the dachshund wakes up in the morning or after laying in one area for a long time.
Guy 1: "Dude, what is that smell? Is that Frito's? *Sigh* And you weren't going to share?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, that's just my girlfriend's dachshund's frito feet."
Guy 1: "WTF???"
Guy 2: "Chill out, its normal."
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Also known as “hyperkinetic skin lines”, these are the skin wrinkles radiating like spokes from the lateral canthus of the human eyes, forming the appearance of a crow’s foot from each eye. Produced as the result of sun damage to skin and chronic repetitive contraction of the orbicularis oculi facial muscles, which are used in smiling, laughing, squinting, and crying.
“Stephanie’s gnarly crow’s feet make her look 20 years older. She needs to get some Botox injections”
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characterized by hair on the top of the foot and big toe
Tackitt never took off his socks for fear of someone calling attention to his hobbit feet.
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In Hanna-Barbera cartoons, the sound of rapid bongo playing often accompanies a characters' get away.
Just one look and it was bongo feet from then on.
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When something in a picture takes away the sexiness or hotness of something else.
Referring to the movie "A Door in the Floor" starring Jeff Bridges in which the character Eddie has to cover up Jeff Bridges characters dead sons feet in a picture with his wife so he can jack off to her.
The Little Girl: Where are the feet?
Jeff Bridges: Sorry, we show her these pictures a lot, she gets upset if we don't show her. Goodnight Eddie.
Eddies (internal dialogue that I made up): I wouldn't have to if your dead babies feet weren't such a cock block! Freaking deadbabies feet!
The seats that are in front of you at an event on which you place your feet in hopes no one will sit there.
Ex: I really hope no one sits in front of us, those are our feet seats!