pinch and flush

As to prevent the clogging of a toilet. Instead of dropping your entire bowel movement and almost assuredly clogging the toilet, you "pinch and flush" and repeat.

"Excuse me, i have to go do the pinch and flush."

"She needs to do the pinch and flush like any other civilized person. Who does she think she is?

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Hella Flush

Wheel offset, Small stretched tires, on a slammed vehicle = flush, or hella flush as people like to say.

damn your rims are sitting hella flush

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curteousy flush

When a dump of such great mass is taken, it must be flushed in two or more segments. The first of these flushes is referred to as the curteousy flush.

"Dude you clogged my toilet? Not cool, amigo!"
"Man, you've got some weak plumbing, I gave that shit a curteousy flush and it still couldn't handle me."

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Facebook Flush

To delete people from your friend list.

I have 2156 "friends" but only actually talk to half of them. It must be time for a Facebook Flush.

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Cover Flush

A tactical maneuver performed by a self conscious person and a friend/relative/stranger. In said maneuver, the friend flushes a toilet to mask all noises coming from the self conscious person's stall during the defecation process.

I had to shit so badly today that when I saw Jon Grzegorzewski in the hall, I had him supply me with a cover flush while I audibly shat.

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phone flush

When you are talking to someone on the phone who decides to relieve themselves while still talking to you. You know because you hear them flush the toilet!

Cindy had the nerve to phone flush me last night! She tried to play it off like she was doing the dishes...but I knew better. I know she phone flushed me.

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flush out

v. phrase used by clueless execs who believe it means the same as the consultant-speak term flesh out.

1) "Yeah.... ok. We have some good ideas for the new TPS reports. Now we just need to flush out the details in order to optimize our end-game efficiencies."

2) "Why don't you flush out that idea for our new product while I drive around town in my new Blackwood."

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