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retard shoes

Any shoe with a Velcro closure. This stems for the assumption that tying laces is too difficult for a mentally challenged person, hence the Velcro. More often than not, these shoes tend to be some sort of cheap athletic shoe.

1)Dude, no club is gonna let you in with them retard shoes!

2)I ain’t going no place with you in them retard shoes! Damn, dont you have any self respect!

by Slang Monitor January 26, 2007

84πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Shoe effect

The effect which makes a person to change his/her sleep routine for someone he/she loves

I like her, I am afraid that I might get "Shoe effect"

by monkey_donkey May 14, 2019


Shoe in fit

(n)
A properly conforming noun when compared to a mating description or object.

My girlfriend is a shoe in fit with the Mormons due to her regular workout routine, lack of coffee consumption, and kind personality

by Squirrels_in_my_pants January 29, 2021


shoe dodger

Derogatory

Someone stupid but has out of pure luck
performed a feat which would'nt be
otherwise possible without skill of ninja
quality or higher.

George bush isn't a ninja
only a shoe dodger.

Tom throws a frisbe, it is caught in a
updraft and never seen again.

"Tom you stupid shoe dodger, that was my
only frisbe"

Still a shoe dodger leaves his audence in
awe.

george bush

by scavanna March 2, 2009


Shoe-horning

Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe

"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics

by Scarymonstersandstuff November 30, 2017

51πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


shoes raggedy

thats why yo mama dead

thats why your shoes raggedy

by November 19, 2020

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


If the shoe fits

When you say something in general that could be deemed as an insult, and someone gets offended because they think you meant it towards them.

Why did you post that status about people with big noses?

Hey don't get mad if the shoe fits

by HazyX December 11, 2017

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