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woof ticket

In The Atlanta Journal and Constitution, Betty Parham and Gerrie Ferris
wrote in 1992, "Although its origin is uncertain, 'woof ticket' is a
somewhat dated phrase that refers to an outrageous or exaggerated boast
meant to intimidate or impress the listener." Woof is a Black English
pronunciation of "wolf." According to Geneva Smitherman's 1994 "Black Talk,"
a woof ticket is "a verbal threat, which one sells to somebody; may or may
not be real. Often used as a strategy to make another person back down and
surrender to what that person perceives as a superior power." Tom McIntyre,
professor of special education at Hunter College in New York, noted nearly a
decade ago: "Woofing is especially effective against those who are
unfamiliar with it and don't realize that it is most often 'all show and no
go.' . . . The menacing behavior can usually be defused and eliminated by
informed, tactful action." He advised teachers to "look secure and
self-assured while you withdraw." In the context of the basketball star
Howard's remarks, woof tickets are not to be bought; on the contrary, he
uses the phrase to show that performance, and not intimidating attitude, is
needed to "get it together."

I don't believe the hype or buy a Woof ticket. Nigga you make a gang of noise and never seem like a cricket.
- Xzibit, "Paparazzi"

by Bud Smoker January 19, 2004

99πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


wolf tickets

To tell a story or claim that is inherently false and has no chance of occurring. Stems from the boy who cried wolf, thus leading to wolf tickets being sold by the boy.

This was initially used by a friend from Petaluma, CA.

They claimed to be on the VIP list but everyone knew they were selling wolf tickets.

Stop selling wolf tickets.

by John Campbelll March 23, 2007

324πŸ‘ 209πŸ‘Ž


poo tickets

Those single square, one ply pieces of toilet paper used in public washrooms.

"I hate poo tickets."

by neak August 31, 2008

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


dookie tickets

Another Word For Toilet Paper

There's a fresh roll of dookie tickets under the sink

by Karrull June 26, 2007

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ass tickets

Toilet paper

I gotta shit but im out of ass tickets

by skeety mcskeeterson August 21, 2009

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and mysteriously there is absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe I actually had a golden ticket! It’s going to be a great day....

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


fake tickets

Fake breasts, Fake Tits, +2.

Example1:
Dude : yo, how come all these broads can get in the bar quicker than us?
Dude2: They have fake tickets bro!

by absolutben80 July 4, 2011

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž