While you and your girl are giong at it doggy-style call her by her sisters name and have your buddies jump out of the closet at the same time and see how long you can hold on. If you can ride it for 8 seconds you have accomplished something.
The wife and I had a Noble County Rodeo experience last night.
A sexy young rugby player famous in the Glasgow area of Scotland with no visible neck.
Gets pussy on the daily with his potent rugby skills.
Has biceps the size of watermelons and can do 500 one-ups in a minute.
DAMN homie, that nigga strong like that Mark Noble brotha
when someone at barnes and noble leaves a printed out dick pick photo in the book or magazine of their choice. the hope is that someone will open the book or mag and a dick pic will fall out so others can laugh at them.
"dude my grandma picked up a better homes and garden mag at barnes and noble and got the noble surprise right when her pastor walked by".
The way many people call the youtube Lost Pause. I'm one of them
Noble Senpai can I be your Waifu
Madison noble is a hoe and like penis in her mouth and ass and take two medium and large sized penises at the same time bc that’s the only way she can have pleasure and there names have to be drew and kaden or else she won’t like it
Madison noble took Drew’s medium sized penis and Kaden's large sized penis in her ass last night
Anything heroic that Joe Leal is incapable of doing.
Johnny: Man, Joe shit his pants before he even took the field
Will: Yeah what a real noble effort.
Jesse: Nah, whatever Joe does is anything but a noble effort
Joe’s parents: Told you!
Jaysus fucking Christ never got a noble price, y r ppl taking his book so seriously??