normal ass

an interesting way of telling a person they are not unique in anyway and are just being an ass...

you are just an normal ass

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Normal Dictionary

Really boring, use Urban dictionary.

Hey are you using Urban dictionary?
No I use a normal dictionary-
Shut up thot!

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Normal Knowledge

An ability to absorb, understand and conform successfully to the rules and norms of mainstream society or one of its subcultures.

Raymond: We have pepperoni pizza for dinner Monday nights.

Susanna: Pizza? You get pizza in an institution?

Raymond: Monday night is Italian night. It's normal knowledge that pepperoni pizza is associated with Italian culture.

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normal pills

some shit that prevents yiu from heeicoming a miencfaft yotuuber and friends wirh a mntojer minecraft youtubermhamed named gegorgenorfound and faking and cheating in speedrun

normal pills
but the FUCK is

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Normal American

A normal white person, someone who gets straight Bs, plays video games and is NOT a wapanese. Some Normal Americans has strict parents and some do not. Their favorite snack include Pringles. Most Normal American children watch Spongebob and teenage Normal Americans watch MTV or TeenNick. Normal Americans make great friends and live a normal life.

An example of a Normal American's Schedule:

Ages 0-9: Have Fun

Ages 10-18: Go to school and have fun with my friends.

Ages: 19-24: Collage

Ages: 25-59: Get married and get a job

Ages: 60+: Get retired, play bingo, and die.

"I glad my child is a Normal American , and not a weeaboo.

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normal face

The back of one's head. When someone says something unbelievably stupid, it is often a good idea to show them your normal face. You can proclaim "this is my normal face" and then procede to turn around, or just jump right into the turning around of the head, it's your choice. "Normal" can be applied to mean the back of anything, for example, backhanding someone would be showing them your "normal hand," or whipping out your penis in public could be considered showing someone your "normal ass."

Tim-Billy, you smile all the time.
Billy-No, I don't.
Tim-You're smiling right now!
Billy-I'll show you my normal face! (turns around)
Tim-...dammit Billy.

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cool and normal

Used sarcastically when a societal “norm” should not be considered normal. Usually a disturbing reality that people subconsciously shrug off as normal even though it is far from it.

“Wow, it’s 100 degrees in the Rocky Mountains and it’s November. Very cool and normal weather”