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The HIGH school in Northbrook Illinois filled with everyone from basic white girls to crackheads. Everyone's still either white or asian, and it constantly feels like hell
Glenbrook North is technically in Northbrook, but it's really a Glenview
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The state with the lowest age to be able to get a driver's license, which is 14.
14 year old North Dakota kid: I just got my license!!!
16 year old Connecticut kid: I just got my learner's permit....
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geek speak for "straight up." Used in agreement with someone.
180 degrees = straight
north = up
Billy: "That car crash was SLAMMIN yo"
Susie: "dude 180 north"
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N. The exact spot that when our children's children look back and wonder what the fuck happened to our civilization. They will have their answer.
N. Kim and Kanyes baby
John: "God I wonder what went so wrong in the world"
Jim: "oh if you reference your iPhone 15 it was when Kim and Kanye decided to
Name their baby North West."
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FORMER COUNTRY. IN 2017 IT WAS DESTROYED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS FROM SEVERAL NATIONS. THE LEADER, KIM JONG UN, A FAT FUCK WHILE HIS OFFICERS ARE SKINNY AND SHORT, WERE COMPLETELY WIPED OUT OF EXISTENCE.
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North Korea is a country in asia where people are HEAVILY opressed in the ways of religion, political beleifs, how much FOOD they eat, and damn near everthing else. About 90% percent of the people in NK want someone to save them from there crazy dicator Kim Jong il.
Of course we in the the U.S. like it much better in Iraq, a place where 90% of the people DIDN'T want us there, had no WMDs, and is full of terrorists who came out because we came in.
ME: "Hey Mr. Bush? Shouldn't we be overthrowing Kim Jong il? He's really been opressing his people for a ling time, and we KNOW north korea has nukes."
DUBYA: "Naw, Iraq's better because we THINK they have WMDs and everybody there will like us, I think."
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A small town in North Western Pennsylvania known for its meth, ganja, and grapes. Every Winter Mother Nature takes a four foot shit of snow on this town and the schools never close as long as the superintendant can get there in her four-wheel drive SUV.
Downtown consists of a pop machine and fat ass cops busting kids for skating and smoking reefer and loitering around the few small pieces of civilization that exist.
This town is the Pennsylvania capitol for beaners and degos. Every person is related in some way or another and indulges in incestuous sex at one point in their lives. There also is a pizza shop on every corner and an italian resturaunt on top of every pizza shop.
Most likely the most shit-ass town you will ever pass through on your way to the even shittier Erie, or Buffalo, NY.
Damn, Joe! I just passed through the most Shit-Ass town, North East, on the way to Buffalo! I just saw Lucy having sex with her sons,rolling around in dego grease and pepperoni balls!
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