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The Hetero is something you get being around straight people. However, it is much harder to get than the traditional gay.
First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff
All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!
However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.
Good luck!
Someone with two sexual partners, each of the gender opposite to his or her own. Distinguished from the more common term "duogamist," which most often refers to someone with one partner of each gender.
Jill, a hetero-duogamist, has a husband, Mike, and a boyfriend, Charles.
Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven
Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.
Any person who is definitively not straight or heterosexual, but is not sure where he/she falls on the continuum between gay (homosexual) and straight (heterosexual).
She's not gay, but she's not quite straight, and she's not quite bi--she's just hetero-challenged.
When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.
When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
When a certain piece of media pushes or imposes the idea that a closeted person or character is in fact straight. They try to make the character act as “straight” as possible (making them play sports, have a girlfriend, hang out with the popular male characters, etc.) and they push this idea onto you. They then try to shock the audience by making the character come out, as if we couldn’t already tell.
Friend 1: Have you seen the new episode of that show
Friend 2: Yeah, I wasn’t surprised when that character came out
Friend 1: Yeah, the were hetero imposing
Enemies of lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo.
That dudes who simply live and let live.
lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo: "R u gae?;)"
dude: "mhh..Nope"
lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo: "WAAAT R U HOMOPHIBIAN/HETERO?!?!?!? BASTARD RACIST"