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vampire tea bag

A tampon, new or used.

(1) Count Dracula and Barnabas Collins got together for tea. Wrenfelt brought them an assortment of vampire tea bags. Suddenly Blade, Buffy and Van Helsing jumped out of the bushes and slaughtered them!

(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!

by Dr. Peter Poppinhyman May 7, 2006

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Tea Bag Party

When a group of heterosexual men get together for a "day of gay", with one male homosexual. Then they take turns squating over the man's mouth, masturbating and dipping their testicles in and out of his mouth.

See those guys, they think they are mack daddies, but I know they had a tea bag party with Mr. Wilson.

by J-Right November 9, 2009

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Extreme Tea Bagging

The act of dropping ones balls onto someones face while either rollerblading, skateboarding, or snowboarding.

I have a pair of rollerblades and some tear-aways, lets make with the extreme tea bagging!

by Ian P. January 20, 2006

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Orbital Tea-bag

The act of tea-bagging an individual from great height or distance, using an object to propel yourself from or to jump off.

My friend is swimming in a pool... I took a long run up, jumped off the diving board, spread my legs and shouted 'Orbital Tea-bag' before landing on his head.

by Wod-c July 13, 2010


Tea-Bag Together

When one person sucks the other’s balls while they suck on two actual tea-bags.

John: You know Marta? We tea-bagged together.
Tyler: You what?
John: Y’know, when you get your balls sucked while sucking on some tea-bags; that’s when you tea-bag together.

by Skulker April 10, 2018


twisted tea-bagging

a drinking game played with twisted tea whereby touching an opponent's forehead with a twisted tea forces said opponent to drink (and finish) twisted tea

On our trip to Maine Ben was twisted tea-bagging everyone.

I let my guard down and Jon totally twisted tea-bagged me.

by A & G October 7, 2010


electric tea bag

Getting ones balls sucked whilst putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery

A lady and I just did the electric tea bag.

by Tommy111111 March 7, 2014