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an amazing new zealand band; who happen to be the makers of some of the best songs /ever/
WHO ALSO HAVE AMAZING DERIVED MUSIC FROM THA BAND MEMBARZ
{knight rider side kick & kids of 88}
they seem too un-noticed. :(
googleit.
Dude #1; DUDE. HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW GOODNIGHT NURSE SINGLE?!
Dude #2; Is that some sort of milk brand?
Dude #1; /facepalm.
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A ridiculously awesome band that nobody knows about. They redefine the word awesome, usually making something like aweubersometactular.
Guy 1: Dude have you heard of Goodnight Nurse?
Guy 2:How do you eat that?
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Nurses how are trained to ask the right questions at the right time. With the right questions they bring people to belief important things about them they didn’t know before. Psychiatric nurses make "inceptions", like in the movie Inception. They are able to handle badass aggression from patients and are able to deal with devastating life stories. They are often overwhelmed by usual hospital equipment but their communication skills are super impressive.
Sweets and coffee are truly important to survive.
Wow, this patient just shouted at this nurse and she just remained calm- that must be a psychiatric nurse.
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A follow up to the wildly successful 'Angry Birds' game series. In this installment the goal is to complain for 12 hours straight about your very well paying job that requires you to sit at a computer and chart 80% of the time. Bonus points, hidden levels and new characters are awarded for the amount of time you spend on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Tinder (you'll want to use your cell phone for that bc the hospital proxy blocker doesn't allow you to post half naked selfies) instead of getting off your ass and changing a saline bag the aid who makes jack shit has had to silence the alarm on for the last 20 minutes. Default mode has the player set as a single mother hoping to be turned out by whatever decent looking doctor works the floor. In order to change the settings to an actually friendly, positive person, one has to turn off "bat shit crazy mode".
gamer 1: dude did you download that new 'angry nurse' app? its totally sick!
gamer 2: bro i dont know what the fuck youre talking about, all my character did was bitch about her child's father and complain about patients for 12 goddamn hours straight. i was so depressed after playing i thought about killing myself.
gamer 1: that sucks, i had a couple of addicts on the floor going through DT's and it was hilarious.
gamer 2: i guess...i sure hope nurses aren't like this in real life
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An expensive prostitute who specifically caters to physically handicapped persons (or animals).
Jerry, I feel awkward pursuing sexual activities because I lost my legs in the war. It's OK, just call a Registered Nurse. I hear they're very professional.
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Goodnight Nurse is the best Punk-Rock band in the universe. Blink-182 invented true Punk-Rock and now Goodnight Nurse is bringing it back. Not many people people know about them which is ridiculous because they are beyond cool, which makes a word sounding somewhat like awetubecoolsometacular.
Guy 1: Dude, have you heard that awetubecoolsometacular band goodnight Nurse?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: you're gay.
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nurse that takes care of U after head nurse goes home...
hello, I'm your night nurse I understand U have rls need your leg rub???
honey if you just pull on it for 1/2 hour I will be ok!!
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