Stupid O'Clock

Stupid O'Clock is any time after midnight and before 8AM, or hours outside of your natural waking life.
For example, if you have been kept up late and you feel as though you should be asleep, this is stupid O'clock.

See also, 'Stupid Early'.

He came to pick me up at stupid O'clock this morning.. I wan't even awake.

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Twelve o'clock

Name given to girls with 10/10 asses but you never see their face. Commonly used when you and your buddy are walking behind a fine ass and you casually call out 12:00 to signal your bud.

Matt: Hey Zach, 12:00
Zach: fucking hell twelve o'clock is ahead of us again
Matt: I want to see what she looks like
Zach: That would ruin the magic of a twelve o'clock

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booty o'clock

Often referred to closing time, it's the period of time right after a bar closes where desperate people hang around outside to pick up on remainders.

And to think, I met your father at booty o'clock!

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random o'clock

Optimum meeting time throughout the weekend & occasionally during the week too.

Ideally suited when arranging to meet people who don't wear watches.

You: "Let's meet at random o'clock"
Them: "Sure thing, I'll buzz you & we can approximeet"
You: "Great, see you then"

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4 o'clocker

A handicap person. Represented by the wheelchair symbol where the head is the minute hand and the legs are the hour hand. 4 o'clock.

I'm going 10 mph under the limit cause I'm followin' a 4 o'clocker.

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fuckoff o'clock

What you say when someone asks you what time it is and you really could give a shit.

"Excuse me, kind sir. Would you please tell me what time it is? I am late for an appointment."

"Why sure! It's fuckoff o'clock!"

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Retard O'clock

A special time, typically from around 9pm to midnight when you and your group of buddies start to laugh uncontrollably at the most stupid of jokes, obscure references and even ambient noises happening around you.

This mostly occurs when hanging out in a stressful or tiring environment (work, convention, birthday etc)

Typically, retard o'clock will get to a climax when ultimately, something will cause everyone to cry with laughter - equally as dumb as everything else uttered - for a few minutes straight, with some people possibly vacating company in order to isolate the chained laughter.The reason for what initially caused you all to laugh in the first place will be immediately forgotten.

I can't even believe that could be that funny, I had to run out of the room crying... and I don't even remember why. Must be Retard O'clock. It's way too late.

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