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An octopus soir is the state when a woman's vagina has tentacles coming out of it.
Also the term can be used for the sign when a teenage girl gets their period.
soir = "evening" in French
uh ohh it seems to me that Tarli is pissed again...
dont worry man shes just going through another octopus soir.
yes you go have another period when the french blow your head off
AHH that chick has an octopus soir!!
i heard there's much octopus soir in anime
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When a company that used to make nice things sells out and starts making crap.
Howies used to make some nice threads, but they really bummed the octopus a couple of years back.
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The octopus emoji can be used to communicate female genitalia. Deriving from the word octopus having 'pus', short for pussy (see pussy) in it. Tentacles grossly, and abstractly resembling labias.
"Man, I ate some mad 🐙*octopus emoji* last night, and I'm not talking about seafood."
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What you call a pain in the ass ex.
These exes are the kind that have the nerve to dump you, and then talk about you behind your back as if you did anything wrong to them.
They like starting drama.
They like getting their new boyfriends/girlfriends in on making sure people think badly of you.
Probably because their ego can't take the fact that you didn't kill yourself as a result of being dumped by them.
Thus they feel the need to make others, as well as themselves, believe that you're still torn up inside over your break up by vocalizing crazy and delusional ideas.
Everyone has had and will have bad experiences with Ernie the Octopus at some point in their life, because they're everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.
Friend: "So I heard that Ernie the Octopus and his girlfriend were telling people in math class that when you passed him by in the hallway he could see your eyes glistening with unshed tears over the pain of losing him and seeing him with someone else."
You: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL?"
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Why the literal hell are you looking this up? What's wrong with you? Who said this? Anyway it's a sex position, where the female spreads all like out like a zebra. The male then sticks his dick in and goes in and out like a sucking octopus.
Man 1 " I octopus zebra'd the fuck out of your girlfriend."
Man 2 "Congrats when won't even let me!"
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In the midst of giving somebody a norwegian slay ride you bend them over slap them around eight-teen times and then throw down the stairs in a swirling position you run down past them and meet them at the end of the stairs and then nail them while bashing their head into the wall. Their head will swell up into what looks like an octopus.
I gave your mother a swirling octopus.
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The phrase used to describe an older man seeking younger girls. The octopus is a descriptor of the girl's vagina, being wet and slimy.
He likes his baby octopus. He's a pedofile.
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