Office Bollocks

When a male is working away at his desk in a hot office and his scrotum region begins to sweat excessively which results in a repulsive odour.

"Wow man, it was so hot in the office today!"
"Tell me about it mate, I got some mean office bollocks going on!"

Office spous

A person of the opposite sex that you hang out with a lot during working hours. They get jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex, spend way too much time goofing off with you, etc., but there's no physical component to the relationship.
It is also called 'Office husband'.

Coworker: Dude, are you hooking up with Philip from accounting?
Other coworker: I wish, but he's already married. He's just my office spous.

Oral Office

What Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into.

Bill: Hillary, I'm heading back to the Oral Office...DOH!!! I mean OVAL office.

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Office Johnny

Someone who works a menial job in an office environment.

Friend #1: So, what does Adam do for work?
Friend #2: He's just an Office Johnny at the moment, but is looking to move into plumbing.

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office bingo

a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5x5 grid prior to a meeting and participants "x" off words that are used until they achieve bingo (5 across or 5 vertical or 5 diagonal) or other local variations. Winners must jump to thier feet and scream "BINGO" at the time of victory.

VP: We'll synergize our core business units with market capitalization, maximizing our return on investment.
Monkey: BINGO!

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Office Nigger

noun \ˈä-fəs\ˈni-gər\ Entry level employee responsible for answering phones, filing, getting other employees coffee, and any other general grunt work available.

"These folders need to be filed; I know, I'll get the Office Nigger to do it!"

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Office Party

Name for an act in a menage a toi, or Gangsta Party (aka GP), or in layman's terms, a "3 some" with specifically two males and one female, where the female will use her hands on both males genitalia simultaneously, until both males ejaculate onto her chest.

As seen on the progressive commercial, where Flo gestures with her hands and screams "Office Party!" after the two males from a different insurance company are caught buying with Progressive.

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