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That painting in the rimshaw house with the bulging eyes that looks like someone is about to pop up behind you, suffocate you, then eat your body.
Boy: that painting reminds me of old man rimshaw from the Andy Griffith show
Girl: curled up rocking herself trying not to think of what she just heard
A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED
Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...
Balls that are combined into one
My taint was fucked by old man balls
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an old man that can't get a hard on.
I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.
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a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters
old man bitner is a pussy
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Syndrome that old men get, making them want to unnecessarily stuff.
Old man syndrome is Look out the window, yell at the cat in the bowl, ask about stuff the lost years ago and try to find. Go on a mission to accomplish something yet the goal is small like a new pillow for the couch.
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A baldy fellow around late 50's who sits in the hut window by the gates of VSEL shipyard in Birkenhead pretending to be a security guard while hooded up, pissed up & extremely late workers run past the window and laugh heartily around the corner while he attempts to give chase.
EMPLOYEE A: " fancy another Stella?"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"
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