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Oliver is an extremely handsome guy. He is so much fun to have around, the life of the party. He plays soccer like no one else. When he walks into a room you instantly get butterflies, he's very smart, very fast, and very chill. Don't make him mad though, it will break your heart more than his! Take care of him because he is very rare, and if you treat him right, he'll treat you like his queen! He's just a very fun and sexy guy!
Girl: "Hi I think your really cute, can I have your number?"
Oliver: "No sorry, I already belong to my beautiful queen."
oliver is a really cool, smart and popular person that everyone likes
1: yo man did you see olivers seminar on why not to say slurs
2: yeah dude, i really didnt know that much until now
Oliver, an interesting person who reminds you of Technoblade for some reason?
Likes to play a lot of games and hopes to be a YouTuber and/or a streamer
Likes to listen to music preferred type is classical or what ever is good now.
Likes you write A LOT and look at quotes for fun and read too,
He has surprisingly good grades and very mature for his age.
Probably bullied in school :(
Either plays the violin or wants too, his aesthetic is probably dark academia or anything academia style.
Likes to explore things and watch crime’s shows :)
Doesn’t sleep, and most likely a dsmp addict :
Oliver’s mind: gay, dsmp, dnf, five nights at Freddy’s, I hate this place, lol losers, I wonder if I can read a gay fanfic during class, I HATE MATH, I wonder if anyone read my dnf fanfic lol. I like the name oliver :
The most amazing person ever created. Everyone wants to be like him. He can get a girlfriend whenever he wants. Although he is always mistreated by his brother, he is still the coolest person you will ever meet.
A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.
He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.
A saint.
Guy #1: Man look at Oliver, he is so amazing!
Guy #2: I know I wish I was him!
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Oliver (pronounced oli-vah, in this context) is a fairly new term originating from the suburbs of London which describes a boner which exceeds 100% intensity. It is rarely achievable for your average young male, but a virgin married man on his honeymoon often experiences an oliver when having sex with his wife for the first time. Olivers tend to release huge ejaculations.
James: so did Lydia get you hard last night, then?
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!
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A man who desperately hangs onto their girlfriends who are bitch
You are hanging on like Oliver
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Awesome in all possible ways!!!! and is the strongest boy in town
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