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When one cums in the ear and folds over the flap
She forgot to make me breakfast so I gave her an ear omelette
The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.
Some freak offered Mindy $5000 for an Arkansas Omelette.
when eggs are cooked sorta like an omelet but not really. i.e. the finished result is not an omelet but the bottom of the pan is still burnt in the same way as if an omelet had been cooked on it
"man, i was just cooking scrambled eggs but i've omelettized my pot. it tastes good though..."
is a meal cooked the same way as omelette, but without eggs
let's eat an omelette without eggs
The stale leftovers after a gangbang at a furries party.
The stained seat on the bus had what appeared to be an undercover omelette
Jane was quite excited for this weekend's furries party, where she was known as the queen of the undercover omelette
To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.
Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
Man, I’ve just found a Valencia Omelette in the fridge - I’m going to HR!
(says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?