steel reserve

steel reserve is an adjectival noun describing the feeling induced by or causing the imbibement of steel reserve high gravity 40oz. malt liqour. the drunkedness is a particular heavy one, the type which leads to you thinking it'd be funny to let your girlfriend in on that half-joke you have in your head about how you've always wanted to do her fat friend just "out of curiosity" Also the desire to achieve this state. Generally not giving a fuck.

i've been stuffing envelopes all day and my girlfriend was seen smoking weed with her ex. i'm feeling pretty steel reserve.

or oh i'm so steel reserve right now, i'm about to dance on the table.

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steel chair

1- A metal instrument used for sitting.

2- More commonly related to wrestling where this basic insutrument can become a weapon of violence, pain, rage, anger, surprisingly, satisfaction.

Oh no, he's going for the steel chair!

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Krystal Steel

A hot blonde porn star with long legs, huge tits and one hell of a fine ass. She can ride a cock better like no other. And I want to eat her out like a young samolian boy eats a potato

Krystal Steel is one hot fucking bitch.

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Riley Steele

Greatest pornstar in the history of the human race. She has the perfect ass and perfect tits. Her ass and tits defy physics, and her body is a playground for all men.

P1: Hey, you watch any porn last night?
P2: Hell yeah man! Riley Steele was rockin' my computer screen last night!
P1: Sweet!

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steel reserve

Once only 'reserved' for bums, this dirt-cheap foul swine is now popular among the college crowd, too. Also known as 'blackout betty' or 'boo juice'. Make sure you don't have anything to do the next day because you will need it to recover. On the bright side, it's cheaper than bottled water. Don't drink too much becuase you will not remember anything (sometimes that can be a good thing, though).

Bob: "I went home with who?"
Jim: "Yeah, dude, she looked like Shrek."
Bob: "Friggin' Steel Reserve."

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Steel Mule

The act of having a cock that feels like steel and will work as hard as a mule

boy that thang just like a like a like a steel mule boy

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Steel bar

The fuck you searching this shit up for? Nigga it’s a steel bar, stoopid ass nigga

Nigga the builder: Get dat steel bar fool

Faggot ass white cracker: Stfu nigga, you da fool

*gets shot*

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