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The act of sending yourself an email.
Can I use your computer to email masturbate? I need to remind myself of something for tomorrow.
Falling hopelessly behind in reading your email to the point that you just delete all of it and start over.
8,433 unread emails? Too much stress, time to commit email suicide and start over.
Code name for an extra spicy silent fart that is let loose on unsuspecting cubicle dwellers by an unrealized agent walking down the office main row.
See also crop duster
Cathy, it smells rancid! Who did that
Erik, Mike just sent out a mass email and dipped out the side door.
The act of doing a deep dive into your email folders in the attempts to retrieve information.
I engaged in email spelunking while trying to find that invite to my brother's wedding.
No email spelunking allowed while crossing the street. It can be life-threatening!
Used to define an email thread that becomes unmanageable, unending, and painful. A defining element of any circle swirl, is the fact that the initial question gunned down by eroneous crap, causing the person w/the inquiry to leverage telephony to address the problem.
Darrin emailed his colleague Eileen for assistance with a work related problem. Unfortunately, Darrin cc'd his project team and an email swirl ensued. Darrin had to finally call Eileen directly, to obtain the needed response.
Being passive aggressive in an email in a corporate setting. Going back and forth in an email and making shitty comments to the other party on the sly.
I'll get on my email thuggin game too and fuck his world up.
Mistakenly sending an email. Can be caused by forgetting an attachment, glaring grammatical errors, poor judgment, or overheated emotions.
"Save as draft" is the cure for PED (premature emailation disorder).
He responded to his coworker's criticism with a reply-all flame. The premature emailation cost him his job.
Without thinking it through, he sent his crush a mash note. After his premature emailation, she thinks he's psycho.
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