ground shrinkage

1. When you see a big buck through your gun scope, but when you walk up to it on the ground, its antlers have "magically" shrunk.

2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.

you: "bro, I'm gonna go get that chick's number that just walked in. She looks FINE!"

minutes later....

your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."

pk ground

The best PSI in mother 3, offense wise

NK CYBORG: hahahae I'm strong
Kumatora: pk ground
NK CYBORG: Shit

Ground Donut

A donut you find on the ground

Hey bro, check out that ground Donut.

Ground-felt

To get grinded upon and felt up at the same time. It has to happen on the ground and the ground has to be made of felt.

"Meg was startled when she was ground-felt repeatedly at her Christmas party."

suits on the ground

Similar to 'boots on the ground,' 'suits on the ground' means that the CIA or other clandestine non-military organizations are operating in a foreign country.

We about to invade Whatever-istan because there are suits on the ground.

Anne: In order to win the war we have decimate the country with 'boots on the ground'.
Bob: No we can just overthrow the dictator with 'suits on the ground'.

Ground Brownie

Brownies that have been found and eaten off the ground.

The act of having a sexual partner defecate on your chest in a parking lot

"I'm so drunk right now, I would eat a ground brownie"

"The only way to show affection nowadays is a Ground Brownie"

Ground Tag

Being so drunk you do no what direction is where so you fly to the ground and hit it head on.

"Man Gary was so drunk last night he played a few rounds of Ground Tag."