throne mounter

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'

Rob is such a throne mounter.

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Throne of Nunda

The 8th badge of Pokemon Orange: Badgequest. The most epic of all badges, even outweighing the Toilet Seat of Volga and the PFD (Personal Floatation Device) of Arlington. The only adventure left after achieving this epic badge of righteousness is to attend the Pokemon League Badge Battle at Marlin's in Mitchell, SD. The elite 4 is disguised as drunken bastards, and must be defeated to achieve Legendary Pokemon Trainer status. Then, and only then, will the Kongo Cave be opened.
Also equal to the Cincinatti Bagel.

We have the Throne of Nunda! Saggy boobs for all!
Throne of Nunda! Throne of Nunda! Throne of Nunda! Throne of Nunda!

The Throne of Nunda is being attacked! You BROKE THE THRONE OF NUNDA!

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Slapping Throne

A chair one is tied to in order to be slapped by another person, usually one who has won the right to slap that person via the Slap Bet

Marshal: Get in the Slapping Throne
Barney: Really now?
Marshal: Yep its slapping time

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Game of Thrones Disease

The act of killing off characters that fans like the most, and/or a large amount of characters in a short amount of time.

Everyone loves Tyrion, that probably means that he will probably catch Game of Thrones Disease.

Game of Thrones Abortion

A very quick but extremely painful abortion that involves stabbing the mother's belly repeatedly while the father and / or husband looks on. It's also required that the mother of the baby's father be present to witness the abortion, who then must watch her own son be stabbed in the heart, just prior to getting her throat slit. Spraying blood optional.

(stab! stab! stab!)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(stab!)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(slice!)

ohhhargghhmpppphh

Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!

GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.

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Gettin' blown on the throne

To recieve oral sex while taking a shit, also known as "Blumpkin." God knows why.

Before you knew it, Martha downed her third purple chongo and I was gettin' blown on the throne.

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Heir to the Cum Throne

A man (necessarily) that is capable of wielding the Cum Sceptre to its full potential, essentially being able to achieve Godhood via Cum

Nathan: Dude I masturbated 6 times today
Tony: Dude, it's 2 am... You might be a heir to the cum throne!