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Toast

A MUCH better way to say toats, or totally. But don't use it in front of hispanic men named Roger-they might get confused.

"Did you like that movie?"
"Toast!"
"So did I, let's sneak back into the theater and see it again!"

by Β‘EVA! October 25, 2008

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Toast

noun /tōst/

The product of an individual failing to properly wipe after defecation, and little flakes of feces begin to dry and harden around the anus, which when scraped by a butter knife can produce scratchy sound and brown crumbs similar to toasted bread.

A female is capable of creating a brand of "Salmon Toast", in which she incompletely wipes herself back to front after defecation, with the resulting fecal matter mixing with her urine and vaginal fluids to form toast with a pungent and fishy aroma. Once per month a female can improve the formula to create "Salmon Toast With Jam".

Seth badly wanted some chocolate milk, but seeing as he had run out of Ovaltine to flavor his milk, decided to drop his trousers and enhance it with his own toast instead.

by Papa Dwarf September 11, 2020

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Toast

After something has been exterminated in the case of an unanimated object but for an animated object something that "is toast" has been beaten severely.

Knowing that something will be beaten severely or marred: "Man, he shouldn't touch his girlfriend like that or he is toast!"

by Stylux February 24, 2005

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toast

it is the best with the likes of wordbacon/word, wordgravy/word and wordmaple syrup/word.

IT RULES!!!

"toast is great with ham and beans and cheese and JABLEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by bacon July 21, 2003

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toast

Marijuana Buds, refering to the procurment of such drug.

The toast I bought last night was very potent!

by Sam Sneed May 1, 2007

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toasted

being pissed off, angery,mad.

man i was toasted after the eagles lost in the playoffs

by cootercack January 12, 2010

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Toast

A word to replace the word "Porn" in everyday conversations. Describing the type of "Toast", as well as how it is cooked and prepared determines what type of "Toast" you have "eaten".

"Man, I 'ate' so much 'French Toast' last night!" means "Man, I watched so much French Porn last night!

"Dude, that's sick... 'Burnt Toast with peanut butter and jelly'?" means "Dude, that's sick... black bsdm scat?"

by Valmarn May 3, 2010

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