farewell tour

leaving a class and never coming back, made by the marina high school (mariners) class of 2009 in history

cj: did matt take the farewell tour yet?
mr. silva: almost.... not yet.
cj: wow

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House Tour

What frat boys ask girls at a party to get in a girls pants.

Ex. "Stacy, do you want to go on a house tour?" "First stop, my room."

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full tour

A vore slang for someone who doesn't just get digested, but also gets subjected to disposal.

"Don't just vore me, give me the full tour, baby."
"Wat."

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Warped Tour

Best thing ever. Lots of awesome bands, including Escape The Fate, My Chemical Romance, Alexisonfire, Avenged Sevenfold, The All American Rejects, All Time Low, 3OH!3, Taking Back Sunday, Fall Out Boy, and Underoath. Also lots of moshing, crowd surfing, and hot emo guys without shirts ;)

Person1: "I SAW ESCAPE THE FATE AT WARPED TOUR!!"
Person2: "No way!"
Person1: Yeah!!! They signed my shirt!"
Person2: *dies from jealousy*

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Pussy Tour

Another name for Band Camp or a trip with an Orchestra.

Although members of the group are travelling to perform in front of audiences, behind the scenes there is much womanising and one night stands, this continues at every destination on the schedule.

The members of the group then return home as heroes with many stories to tell their sexually deprived peers.

Band Camp kid1- Hey man lets get some chicks when we stop over at Wellington, i hear the clubs are awesome there. Its gonna be the mean PUSSY TOUR.

Band Camp kid2- Yeah man! Keen for that and lets also do it at Hamilton!

Band Camp kid3- I cant wait to get back home and tell all my friends how awesome it was having so many hotties, they're going to think im so cool and not a band nerd.

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Beer Tour

The act of jumping into a vehicle with all of your buddies and a cooler full of ice cold beer, and driving around the countryside at any time of the day. This was more popular in the country where there are lots of open sideroads. The intent is to relax and enjoy each other's company, and indulge in a few cold ones. The driver is also encouraged to drink.

Beer Touring has declined in popularity in recent years, due to the po-po cracking down on drinking and driving.

"Where are Jimmy and Jake and the rest of the boys?"

"They're out on beer tour."

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Tour of Italy

When you fill your ass with spaghetti sauce and blast it on someone's face.

"The Tour of Italy tastes Italian to me."

"Yes, I'd love to take a Tour of Italy."

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