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A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
Sam has a 12 inch one-eyed-trouser-snake in his pants!! It spat on me last night when I was over.
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A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.
Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.
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affectionate nick-name for the penis.
Hey baby! You wanna see my one-eyed wonder worm?
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I sure can't wait to get ahold of that dude's one eyed purple dog. I'm gonna smother it with cheese, and swallow it.
Panicky movement around unfamiliar genitalia when one's contact lens speeds away through a trough-flow
Witnessed at a gig in North London. There were perhaps eight guys pissing and others waiting behind them. Semi-blind, my friend unexpectedly became intimate with the majority of them. He didn't so much weave as wave his arms about very oddly - and any touch of his did not receive affection.
Fortunately, after all the unintentional cock-play, he found what he had really been looking for. What had bounced out so spectacularly was now resting dimly by the drain. His hands went in without a moment's thought as I waited for the punters to turn really nasty. After all, they weren't exactly in town that night for some weird vogueing below their bollocks.
But all the dark stares were replaced by total disbelief when my friend put the lens back in unwashed. And then there was his tour-de-force - a sudden skid at the exit and a lightning reaction that just stopped him from landing tits upwards. I scarpered. I can't even remember what band was playing that night and, even in nightmares, I find it hard to see them.
But I guess that I generally think of them as bathed in yellow and in my mind they have black eyes for some reason. There is a lot of jerky movement and much falling about in the confusion - and, well, what could all that be I have to wonder? Fuck me, I think they are doing a one-eyed dick-weave dance - let me out of here at this point - let me out. Of course, we used to go to a lot of gigs then but since my illness I've not got out very often.
The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.
Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.
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