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A magical place known as Little Venice, hidden from most people in Ontario. Only boating and fishing gods are allowed to reside there. The goddess Lake Simcoe protects this sacred place and only the most worthy will be allowed to locate this hidden land.
Lagoon City, Ontario is a hidden, magical place.
Variation on the canadian tuxedo, where the collar of the jean jacket worn is covered in either fur or fake fur.
Whoa, it must be cold outside, Guy's sporting the Northern Ontario tuxedo today.
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Tons of bars to go to. Every night there are special deals in each bar/club. The places are packed with hot ass girls that are so easy you don't even have to say a word for them to want you. Gyros and Burger Burger are the best places to close your night with a gold medal, and have some greasy food. Simply one of the best cities to party at in whole Canada.
London Ontario Nightlife is the best
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Ontario Tech University, or UOIT, or OnTechU, or whatever it's called has just over 10,000 students and is very easy to get in to. However, be warned, it will likely screw you in the ass. It's primarily guys, the engineers rule the school, with next to no party life. It is known for its Sticky Campus, where cum drips from the ceilings of UB.
Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.
"Man, OnFuckMe fucked me over again with changing its name for the fifth time and I still haven't gotten laid"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"
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Hiding your head in the snow while someone puts poutine in your ass and pegs you with a cactus.
My boyfriend Thomas and I love to give each other the Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole. Other people have Taco Tuesdays, we have Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole Fridays.
where all the black people go and shoot the white kids!
eyye lets go shoot up colony high school! ontario, california
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