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grade weasel

Students who beg for higher grades without putting work or effort forth, or serious justification for raising it.

A student who earns a 68% in class and begs for a C- so they can graduate is a grade weasel.

by Nick-O-SD June 13, 2008

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Weasel Cat

It is the apex predator of Arvada, Colorado. It has the strength of ten raccoons, the length of a vespa scooter, the height of a fire hydrants, and the eyes of a demon long dead (just red). It is rarer than big foot, chupacabra, and an affordable housing with a view of the mountains.

"Bro, I just saw the Weasel Cat by 72nd and Wadsworth"

by TheLasso May 16, 2019


whacking the weasel

masterbating

Jimmy won't stop whacking his weasel..kid was in the bathroom 4 hours yesterday.

by JaYceE October 5, 2003

46๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


bitch weasel

1) One of those sneaky, tacky, trampy chicks in a bar that get guys to buy them drinks and then ignore the guy for the rest of the night.
2) A chick who uses guys for material gain

1) That poor guy over there get rolled by a nasty bitch monkey in fake Prada- he bought her whole group a round and then they left!
2) My friend's sister is dating a super rich old guy who buys her stuff all the time- she's such a bitch weasel.

by Genna May 4, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pen Weasel

A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.

Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.

by pantyteamaster September 29, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squeeze The Weasel

Action Phrase: Masturbation, squeezing of the male genetalia.

Sometimes i get so hot i just gotta squeeze the weasel.

See Also: Squeeze the Cheetos

by thankyouimjane February 22, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Weasel Dick

A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.

Why doesn't this weasel dick get a life and leave me alone?

by yzbill55 April 25, 2009

72๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž