Mary Owings aka Mary Alice Owings is a female madly in love with a male called Joel Owings. Three things that define Mary Alice Owings is the most honest/onery smile you could ever imagine, the biggest most caring heart nobody could ever see except a Joel Owings because,well it's full of perverse sneaky, lying fucks, well-known to be karma's strike, the sweetest person ever known to the world, a secret weapon only used by a Joel Owings.
That Mary Owings only belongs with the Joel Owings
this guys is the best computer science teacher i know, he's very helpful and has an amazing music taste and has a hat for every situation
"Damn Mr. Owings is really nice"
"I know right?"
This acronym stands for "Omegle Weirdos". Basically ppl who show thier d*cks to the camera. and asks girls to show thier boobs n shit. Not to mention ppl who tell you where you live. like wtf?!
*Goes on omegle*
Me : Hey
Creepy dude : *typing* show me boobs pls
Me : Bruh wtf-
Creepy dude: I show u my shLong~
Me : UHm no thanks I-
Creepy dude: *shows d*ck*
Me : Aw shit
Creepy dude : U like? Show me ur boobs~
Me: bitch fuck no! Tf i look like?
Creepy dude : i know where u live
Me: bish wha-
Creepy dude: *sends addy*
Me: 😦 hell nah- *ends call*
See what I mean? The OW's
A way people in Birmingham greet each other.
Ow am ya ste I day saw u at the pub the other day