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Oxygen Dick

Oxygen Dick is another type of health care provider. An oxygen dick usually a certified EMT or EMR. What separates an oxygen dick from your typical EMT or EMR is how they present in their natural habitat (the recliner or driver seat of the ambulance). An oxygen dick will usually carry raptor sheers, a stethoscope and some type of adhesive you know for all the IV's they will establish...A oxygen dick is the backbone of Ems and they will tell you. They often fear they will no longer be needed with the invention of electric cpr devices. They have to justify there role in the health care community by making it known they are a emt. There days off typical consist of practicing cpr, reading the protocols for paramedics. Because you just never know when the paramedic might call upon them to educate them.

Thank god I worked with Oxygen DIck Bill today. I would have to apply oxygen with out them. They saved they day when I needed to start an IV, all because they had the adhesive on rapid attack.

by Ilovecats99 April 20, 2022


trip over oxygen

when someone trips over nothing and just hits the ground

watching a horror movie when someone randomly falls: "what did that bitch do, trip over oxygen??"

by frackinhell May 23, 2015


Oxygen Consumer

Oxygen Consumer is a person that only speaks facts (aka the truth dumbass)
He can never miss and has great taste in anything possible
All the bitches want him but he is attracted to femboys just like a sigma male would do

Yo have u seen oxygen consumer?
Yeah bro he only speaks fax

by RandomGuyFrom7days February 23, 2022


Oxygen bandit

When someone’s nose is so Gigantic they steal all the oxygen in the world

Dbi ur litch a oxygen bandit why u speaking”

by Lollldbi May 29, 2022


Oxygen thief

A person thats is a loss cause and drain on world. Sad sack, loser, dick head, fkknuckle,fktardian, unit.

Omg that bitch is a oxygen thief guys. I so dont wantbto be in her space. Makes my skin crawl. Deep sense of dread when there around, do you feel it gf?

by HEIDI_AUSSIE February 12, 2021


tactical oxygen

Oxygen that grants you power and stamina, commonly found around newly unpackaged razer keyboards, mice, and headsets.

Without tactical oxygen there is no gamer.

by patcat December 11, 2019


Oxygen Breather

a person that breathes oxygen

"he's a Certified Oxygen Breather"

by Qynzuo Qynzuoington October 20, 2023