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Best breathable drug out there, so much better than vapes, weed, meth, crack, tobacco. It keeps your breathing right, and studies show it keeps you living longer too. Try some bro, its real good.
1: Hey bro, want a cig?
2: Nah, I'm good.
1: You want a puff of my vape?
2: No, I'll pass.
1: So how will you get high?
2: I take oxygen, a superior drug to any of that shit you junkies breathe. It is also scientifically proven that I will live longer than you too. Try it, it's good bro, I promise.
Don't do drugs kids.
What the fuck is wrong with you, you must be 8. Looking up the fuckin defenition for goddamn oxygen.
I breathe oxygen when i eat shit
A very addicting substance that once you have breathed it in you will have to live out of it. It is also shown that it will kill you incredibly slowly without you knowing it and you will have a 100% death rate as scientifically proved.
A: man I can't live without oxygen
B: you're so dead dumbass
A: ah fuck
#GetRidOfO2
Lungs were invented by oxygen companys so people would buy oxygen
hey bro i just picked up some oxygen at the store
Something you want to consume as little as possible of.
"Hey, stop breathing oxygen!"
"Ok!"