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1.Someone who looks good on the outside but is worthless and is not good on the inside.
2.Something that looks valuable but isn't worth the price.
Bro don't fall for her she's painted rock. Sure she's fine and has a nice ass ,but she used up and all of maxed out most of my cards at the mall then starts flirting with my cousin and finally cheats on me with him. She had to go.
The make-up that is left on your clothes from a female stripper, after a close table dance or VIP lap dance.
After leaving the club, Bob noticed his jeans were covered in hoe paint from his favorite stripper Lexus.
secretions from a woman's vagina, smeared all over the sheets
" Damn woman, what the hell have you been doing in here? Pussy painting?"
When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen
I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?
Having explosive diarrhea in the handicap stall of a men's room.
I guess the hot peppers didn't agree with me I just painted the Cadillac.
A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.
Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..
Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.
Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'