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secretions from a woman's vagina, smeared all over the sheets
" Damn woman, what the hell have you been doing in here? Pussy painting?"
When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen
I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?
The make-up that is left on your clothes from a female stripper, after a close table dance or VIP lap dance.
After leaving the club, Bob noticed his jeans were covered in hoe paint from his favorite stripper Lexus.
Having explosive diarrhea in the handicap stall of a men's room.
I guess the hot peppers didn't agree with me I just painted the Cadillac.
Busting a monstrous load of jizz on ones back!
I back painted Molly last night after she gave me road head from the bar!
1.Someone who looks good on the outside but is worthless and is not good on the inside.
2.Something that looks valuable but isn't worth the price.
Bro don't fall for her she's painted rock. Sure she's fine and has a nice ass ,but she used up and all of maxed out most of my cards at the mall then starts flirting with my cousin and finally cheats on me with him. She had to go.
The act of sending a social media message or an email to an attached person which can be read as either flirting or just friendly, hoping to elicit a reaction.
I caught him painting the corners on Lizzie. Yeah he sent her this weird Facebook message last night.