Part one

Part one of my two-part definitions

This is part one.

my part

A proclamation used to describe a person's favorite part in a song or movie. It is typically followed by turning up the volume, dropping everything and the person singing/reciting the part over the original.

*"I Will Always Love You" comes on the radio*

"Oh shit, this is my part! AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-e-IIIIII...."

part-term

A college student working for a company. We call them part-term employees.

Dude: Hey who is that new girl at the reception desk?
Dudette: She is working for us during college break
Dude: Really, why didn't you just say that. I didn't know we hired a part-term.

Part Attack

When a major part on your car goes kablooey.

Not used for minor stuff, like a belt or hose, but major stuff, like an engine or transmission.

John: Hey, Ben, are you taking Julie to the drive-in on Friday?

Ben: No, man, my car had a part attack.

Smart Parts

A horrorble coporate monster, consuming everything in it's path. Nothing can avoid it's destruction....all will fall victim to the tyrant of sp....see greedy

Smart Parts sued the pope for wearing a hat simialar in shape to an impulse's body....when the sue fell, smart parts instead hired assasins to kill the pope...

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Parts Jockey

n. An unskilled electronics troubleshooter. One whose primary means of solving problems is simply to replace components. Parts jockeys exclusively use exhaustive trial and error to find problems.

It will take Bob forever to find the problem, he's just a parts jockey, not a real technician.

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What Part

What part of this don't you understand? or Don't you get it?

Jen:Get the fuck away from me.
Brad: *just stands there*
Jen: um....go away dick, what part?

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