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The act of a prisoner shitting into a newspaper, folding it up and sending it out of a cell window, to prevent the cell from smelling bad.
Hey Brian, move away from the window, I’ve got a flying pasty to send out!
A progressive lib that’s pasty pale and never been punched in the face, but thinks they’re so elite and so intelligent they can decide what’s best for every walk of life.
Yo that smug person Offended by phony outrage is pasty as fuck and he’s definitely named Brice or Brint
The deep anger experienced after purchasing and consuming a disappointing pasty. Especially in Wales.
What is this mushy brown stuff in the middle of my flaky pastry square thats being passed off as a 'cornish pasty'. Trying to find a decent pasty in wales gives me pasty rage!!
The lesbian act of mashing two "pasties" (pussies) together.
"You up for some pasty mashing?"
"Yeah sure, I'm always up for some pasty mashing"
A derogatory term used to describe a silly white person.
"You know Aiden? He keeps trying to act black but he ain't."
"That dude is just being a cornish pasty as always."
A bicycle used for (but not exclusively) the collection of pasties and pies either for an individual but often a conglomerate of friends or colleagues.
A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.
1)"Bloody hell Geoffrey its 10:05 the boys are ravenous. Wheres the grub at?"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"
2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"
"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"
The act of fingering a drunken girl with three (3) total fingers, simultaneously. This is known as "The Pastis Pack" because it is very easy to do when the drunk broad has been slammin' Pastis all night.
"Me and Chad's mom were drinking last night. She got so loaded I gave her The Pastis Pack!"
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