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Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.

"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.

by PiedPiperOfParty May 18, 2010


The Ben Path

The easiest route available.

I was feeling lazy today, so I chose the Ben Path.

by jammyjimmy May 26, 2024


The Ben Path

Choosing to take the easiest path. The origin is the Ben Path at the mountain Ben Nevis, which is the easiest route up the mountain.

I'm feeling quite tired today, so I'll just take the Ben Path

by jammyjimmy June 7, 2024


Path

Short for personality disorders

Psychopath A human With high emotions
Naturopath Typically someone that is considered a control freak
Sociopath a Person with law emotions
Osteopath One perceiving the world as their Land
Neuropath The act of only caring about oneself
Hydropath A person that commits a lot of crimes
Homeopath One's delusions of seeing hisself or herself as the victim
Multipath A very violent person
Glidepath A human that lies all the time

Have you heard that the girl is a path?

by 459395 February 27, 2022


Path

A word that can be used to often describe 'pooey' situations.

Oh man! I thought I needed to drop some nuggets off at the pool but it ended up being a full blown PATH!! Yuck

by DollarBart July 17, 2023


Path

Path is an amazing person who will be there for you whenever you need him in that good days and the bad day also he has a weird asf name but he cute😏 also he is a keeper don’t forget his last name is Way 🤪🤩

Person 1:Wow do you see that cute boy that just passed my way

Person 2: yeah that is just path way🤩

by Checheinyourass June 5, 2020


path

A way to get somewhere.

The instigator had followed a similar path to power as Jim Jones, though she went with a more yoga/spiritual based branch (as female cult leaders often do), wheras Jim Jones went with a more openly religious/traditional religious based branch to his path to power (as male cult leaders often do). Each of them had the yoga gatherings or church gatherings as a way to connect their tentacles with/manipulate mass gatherings of people, people that were expected to lay there and let the cult leaders walk over them.

by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022