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Any material (which could include vinyl) that attempts to cover usually sloppy, roast beef style pussy lips in an attempt to constrict their natural tendency to dangle like the sweating flaps of overexposed and necrotic skin under good ol' granny's arms. Pelican briefs are easily spotted on the beach, where there the tell-tale sign is a wad of festering flesh akin to the underside of a pelican's beak.
"Hey little buddy, look at those pelican briefs..."
"...Oh Skipper, I think I threw up a little..."
"It'll be alright little buddy, let's go home and I'll give you a nice warm sizzle chest you can sport on the boardwalk this evening."
"I love you Skipper....but my stink eye still burns."
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When yus fuckin da hoe on da beach you remove your man-organ from da snizzatch and stick it in da sand. Then you continue fuckin da hoe.
Damn woman, youz a dirty pelican!
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The most northern infection caused by spore cast from Los Angeles.
Don't go to Pelican Bay if you don't want to catch the Los Angeles infection.
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When a women gets on her knees and put the males testicles under neath her tongue, than flaps her arms like there wings.
This girl was giving a guy oral in a porno and than she gave the guys a Rusty Pelican.
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When you first put your balls in someone's ass and afterwards, you put them in that person's mouth
Since she came over last night and gave me a rusty trumbone, I gave her the rusty pelican tonight.
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Horrible Youtuber with a large penis
Wow obese pelican has such a large penis
he is a pelican that is highly suspicious.
Someone: does something
SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck
"Damn he is a suspicious pelican".