floor pepper

Dark/black particles that stick to food when it's dropped on the floor. In some some circles, if the floor pepper can be brushed off, the food is considered safe to eat even if the five seconds of the "5 Second Rule" have already elapsed.

Child: Mommy, I dropped my sandwich.
Mother: That was the last of the bread. It'll be fine. Just brush the floor pepper off.

pepper

A cute dog that hate michelle even though michelle brags that pepper love her. HA!

Pepper is cute.

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Dr. Pepper

A drink that caught my curiosity at work, so I tried it. Tasted alright until I swallowed it. After screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! The horror!" and downing six Capri Suns to wash away the disgusting aftertaste I vowed never to touch the stuff again.

Dr. Pepper. What's the worst that can happen?
You can end up tasting it. (Shudder)

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Sam Pepper

The act of getting on top of a girl with your penis out, and continuing to masterbate.

Hey babe can I Sam Pepper you?

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french pepper

Typically just said as "pepper", a French pepper is an individual of French-Canadian nationality who often eats at La Belle Province, drinks Pepsi, and speaks a strange version of French that only other peppers completely understand.

Usually, the perfect example of a pepper, is someone who DOESN'T KNOW that they are a pepper, but goes on with their life on a daily basis.

Tabarnak, Gaetan is a real pepper. He wears hooters t-shirts and cowboy boots to work, and has a calendar of the women's rugby team in his cubicle!

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dr pepper

The greatest soft drink to have ever been created, made originally in Waco, Texas.

It is brilliant.

touch my Dr Pepper and risk castration...

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chili peppers

An adjective used by professors to compliment other professors' personal style. Derived from the chili pepper category on a college professor rating website.

Q: "Does this turtleneck make me look jowly?"
A: "No way, it's so chili peppers."

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