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The Greatest drink ever to be produced, oh sweet Blue sticky stuff, please return and grace my tastebuds once more!
Buddy 1: "Hey man, are you addin some kidn of blue drug to that water 'cos you seem to be addicted to it."
Me: "What?! Drug?! OOOOOOH no... This is Pepsi Blue!"
Buddy 1: "Can I try it?"
Me: "NO! STAY AWAY GET OFF MY BACK!" *run away*
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An urban legend.
If you drink a Pepsi and talk about the Pepsi Man he may appear.
The Pepsi Man is a dog.
Man! This Pepsi sure is good! I wish the Pepsi Man could take a sip. *Pepsi Man appears out of dust and drinks all the Pepsi.
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When you've had enough of some idiot asshead pull into a gas station hand them money saying "hey run in & get us a pepsi" then peeling out as soon as they enter the store usually followed by a "woohoo" as you travel away from the annoyance
I just pepsi dropped that bitch! She wouldnt shut the fuck up!
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Extreme liquid diarrhea. Sometimes carbonated.
Bro, I just had an entire case of butt pepsi.
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A nauseating drink that will get you nearly banned from any Pizza World gourmet pizza parlor in your area.
Recipe: Start with a glass of regular Pepsi mixed with Dr. Pepper and Root Beer, then add way too much salt and Sweet’n’Low to the drink, mix thoroughly; if you have some undissolved salt and Sweet’n’Low at the bottom, that means you added enough. Next, sprinkle pepper flakes on top of the drink, creating a layer of them where you can pile on copious amounts of parmesan cheese, creating the signature foam that only people who should be feared will drink. Plunge a straw through the foam and bon appétit.
Person#1: So, who’s going to take the first sip of the Pepsi of Death?
Person#2: You can do that, I like not having organ failure.
If you put another one in there a good one would be:
Person#1: I'm confident but nothing like Person#3.
Person#2: What did Person#3 do?
Person#1: Downed a Pepsi of death.
Person#2: Is person#3 a fucking god?!
When you royally screw up by trying to advocate something unpopular and at the same time use unpopular objects in your argument. In the end, you just make a fool of yourself and what your trying to advocate.
Pepsi really outdid themselves by pulling a pepsi when they aired an ad about the black-lives matter movement and also included Kendall Jenner. This all ended in a fail, resulting in backlash.
The question responsible for half the sale of Pepsi Cola, if not more. You can meet it in any country.
- Will Pepsi be okay?
- Well... okay, I guess I can take that for once, I don't wanna turn somewhere else now.
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