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A bloody horrific mess that descends from the female of the human species once a month, Side effects include extreme bitchiness , violent outbursts , occasional discovery of bloody pads whilst cleaning ones teeth in the morning, an unpleasant fish market smell rising from the females genitals and in extreme cases has led to the male of the species receiving a mouth full of blood during the act of oral sex.
All humans should stay a safe distance from the woman until the period has passed and she returns to her normal level of bitchiness.
My girlfriend was on her Period and forgot to tell me one night , I was rather drunk and so failed to notice the smell of a fish market coming from her lower regions. As a result I obtained a blood squirt to the mouth while attempting to perform oral sex on her which in turn caused me to yell at her , starting a chain reaction that resulted in a violent outburst rendering me in hospital for one week. The week following the period incident I returned home and she had returned to her normal health. Now I stay with my parents once a month as a precaution.
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For women, a whole week without sex( which is bad since the clit is most sensitive then)
For America, the full stop.
1)OMFG, STOP BITCHING AT ME BITCH!
2) Period.
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Periods...it's what us girls have every month. The inside of the uterus tears itself apart and it's excrushiatingly painful. Blood will clot, you will get migraines, you will feel like vomiting, hormones will go crazy...and before I got my period I used to think it was just some stereotype or something to crave chocolate on your period...well, it's no stereotype. It's real. And this lasts for 5-8 days, depending on the person.
*period arrives*
Welp, looks like my uterus is practicing giving birth again.
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Once every month a female has to cut off their small penis. Then it bleeds for a week until it slowly grows back then the cycle continues.
My daughter finally started her period! She was so scared to cut her peen off.
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A way to end an argument with someone
Tacos are better
No
Yes PERIOD.
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A blood horror that comes out of women’s pussy every month.
Becky: ‘ Fuck I started my period ’
Kassie: ‘ Am I stained ?’
Melody: ‘ These cramps are killing me ’
Periods suck dick
Defind
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blood,blood,and more blood but hey at least you have a reason now to get out of pe class you are dying have fun boyfriends.
kill me now PERIOD see what i did there
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