A Petty Malaya

She is the most petty person you will meet in your life, she is nice on the low-low, has a-lot of hoes and claims 2 of her last ex(s). People recently called her laylay or queen lay, but now people just call her Queen of Petty or Petty ass hoe, she is really common in saying smd or smp, which she has none, cough cough fish, I’m jp. She is not fishy that is this other girl call *er**h*. Miss you laylay and hope u had fun reading this (sad) (smd) , Petty ass hoe. 😂👌💯

Girl: Yo have you seen Malaya?
Me: That’s my Petty Friend she Petty asf 😂. That’s A Petty Malaya
Girl: Fr she seems nice.
Me: Nah she petty she be keeping stuff and say smd her shrimp like wtf.

Girl: wow 😮

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petty money

Petrol Money.
What people pay/give you when you drive them around.

"Can I get a lift into the City?"
"If yo giving me petty money."

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Petty fuck

Fucking one person to get revenge on another person

David broke my heart so I petty fucked his best friend.

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petty cash

A small amount of funds used instead of writting a check

Petty cash wtf uses checks anymore?
Grandma how do you write a check???

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petty bitch

like if your ex girl frend won't leave you or your most recent girl alone like spreding rumors sone one more call her (petty)

my ex is jealous, or like won't leave me alone she is suck a (petty bitch)

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Petty Party

1. An ~actual~ get together you have when sh*t goes down (and your way) because you are petty.

2. An insulting ~imginary~ party you throw for someone who is triggered/salty over something. (Also, because you're both petty.)

1. Patricia got fired. Petty party at my place; giiiiiiiirl come through!

2. Oh, your coupon expired because of millennials? Direct me to the others and we'll throw you a petty party, Janice.

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Principled Petty

When someone acts like they're doing something out of a principle or high-minded belief, but it's really just a rationalization for being petty. Usually the excuse will involve a concept like rights, laws, economics, or justice. The term is frequently used on Am I The Asshole Podcast.

"I don't tip. Why should consumers pay for a business' labor costs?"
"You sure you're not just a principled petty a-hole?"

"Mike said he didn't invite Jenny to his party because it's his right."
"He's just being principled petty - obviously this is about Jenny calling him out for stealing $20."

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