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porn star philosophy

when a guy is seeing a girl and does not care when she has sex with other people. With conditions of pussy is public but ass hole is his.

baby I dont care who you go home with just remember the porn star philosophy that pussy is whoevers but that ass hole is mine.

by pretorian June 5, 2011

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prozac jizz philosophy

The assertion that making a loved one, typically an uncle, bust a nut, will in turn replace the need for anti-depressants, as well as answer any questions concerning the meaning of life or the illusion of time. A very gratifying experience indeed.

I was recommended to try the "prozac jizz philosophy" in place of western medicine, it has been a lifesaver! Literally! I was about to off myself.

by foreskinchiploverxoxo69 March 23, 2021


Bobuk defensive football philosophy

Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent

Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it

by Easy Muther fuckin E May 20, 2020


The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.

You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'

by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021

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Philosophyism

Absolutely certain and supreme explanations in practice or theory for all aspects of existence experienced by human beings.

Philosophyism abjures all knowledge creating disciplines of empirical modeling as ultimately inferior modes of thinking about the human condition.

I can imagine X or not imagine X, therefore it’s true as no evidence is technically required. Now buy my book and heed what I say or there may be increased risks of negative consequences in this life and/or the afterlife. Amen to philosophyism.

by Sample1 June 11, 2019

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Boodist Philosophy

When someone isn’t racist towards booties and/or the belief of the booty.

Danm...can I study your boodist philosophy?

by PsyfuckConfusian April 3, 2021


The Troja Philosophy

-noun
1. The idea that high school relationships are quixotic due to the fact that having a boyfriend/girlfriend in 9-12 grade rarely ever ends in lasting commitment and often results in the end of a good friendship.
2. The belief that there is really “no point” to making a close friend of the opposite sex any more than a friend and that the only “benefits” you should get from a friend are encouragement and someone to talk to.

1. She stubbornly asserted that having no social life was not the only reason she adhered to the Troja Philosophy.
2. The two became great friends, knowing that their belief in the Troja Philosophy would keep their friendship from getting complicated or stressful.

by Harry Derman May 26, 2012