phone tag

When you call someone, and they miss your call. Then they call back, and you miss their call.

Dammit, I tried to call Jennifer, but she was asleep. Then she called me back when I was in the shower! We've been playing phone tag all morning.

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Crack Phone

Another phone used by drug dealers, to avoid the phone tapping by the government on their primary cell phone.

Yo hit me up on my Crack Phone if you want that chronic!

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BUT WHO WAS PHONE

A phrase that originated from the 4chan /x/ boards. Often posted after creepypastas.

"A guy is at his house, making out with his girlfriend, when suddenly the phone rings. He answers it and a voice says 'TOUCH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU', and then the line goes dead. The guy asks his girlfriend about it and she says 'My dad's been dead for 10 years..'"
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!

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Brick Phone

The old cell phones that resemble bricks, both in size and weight.

"You still have one of those old Nokias? You could build a house with that brick phone"

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ghetto phone

When the folks next door are screaming bloody murder at each other, they're using the "ghetto phone," that is, they are being so loud everyone in the neighborhood (hood, ghetto) can hear them.

"Get off the ghetto phone and talk nice to me, I ain't done nuthin' that bad that you gotta get all over my shit."

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Budget Phone

Phones that are made for lower-income people. Some range from dollar general grade shit, to flagship premium phone levels at a lower price.

Cash to Josh "Well now im gonna have to get a damn budget phone now since my ex fucked up my iphone7."

Phone guy

a character from the hit game five nights at freddys who has a phone for a head. and also the same character the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.

person 1:DAMN BRO I WANT PHONE GUY'S MEAT IN ME
person 2:PARDON?
person 3:for real Bro he's so fine in dsaf

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