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when one man cuts off the left testicle of another man and then proceedes to stick his penis in the hole, and swirls it around in the scrotum repeatedly.
Jeff, Cherry piano me now! I hate my left testicle!
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Jeffy* plays the cat piano* MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
Mario: JEFFY STOP IT!
Jeffy: MEOW
Mario: THAT'S IT JEFFY YOU'RE GROUNDED!
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when your having sex on a piano and skeet all over the keys
luke and kelly screwed and they pulled a dirty piano
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Term used for masturbating
He was locked in the bathroom every night playing piano.
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the person that, when you are late or did not practice slams the cover of the piano down on your fingers when you start to play.
The piano teacher was not happy with my performance this week. OUCH!!!
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To build a piano is a suggestive term usually uttered in conversations amongst men referring to an act done to a women. Building a women's piano does not refer to any specific act rather it is a desired reaction out of a women through sexual stimulation. The term was originally formed after gender walls began to break down in the early 1900's as women began to insert themselves in different parts of society including in music. Men began to credit women with having very impressive musical talent comparative to that of a man and soon terms such as these began to form. Knowing this makes it easy to see how the saying came about because obviously women create beautiful passionate sounds that have uncanny ability to arouse and stimulate the opposite gender and there is striking similarity in the sounds made from a piano compared to a women's sounds of arousal and stimulation. Many compare a women's passionate and mildly aggressive sexual outbursts to music and some feel they are one in the same. In short to build a piano is equivalent to forcing a women to have a powerful orgasm.
Yo G, I heard you and the girls are getting together to build a piano. Do you mind if I join?
Dude I built the fuck out my girls piano last night.
Keep it up lil nigga or I'll build your bitches piano faster than you can say Mozart.
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During sex you suddenly thrust your hands into the vaginal and anal holes of a female at which time she starts to sing. You continue to move your fingers in rhythmic motion, thus creating your own symphony of sexual tones and grunts
The Sexual Piano always brings out the best singing voices in women
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