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When you're getting a blow job from a girl you wait until your about to cum and you ejaculate in her eye. After that you proceed to punch her in the eye, forcing her to wear an eye patch. You also kick her in the shin, making her hobble on one leg.
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Male jizz or cum, derived from the word semen/seamen.
If pirates are allowed in the vagina no tellin what Trouble they can cause
(You)
Im close where you want the pirates!?
(Her)
In my mouth Im not on the pill
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A blow to the eye from your own (often emo) hair. Being pirated is to recieve a pirate.
1: Oww my freakin eye!
2: What happened dude?
1: I freakin got pirated
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someone who takes your feelings and buries them on some desert island far far away leaving only a cryptic map to guide you back to them, but first you have to overcome dangerous tasks and challenges!
that Chris is a stupid fuckin pirate!
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WHile getting a blowjob, pull out before cumming, cum in her eye, she will then cover her eye, then punch her in her stomach, she will have one hand on her eye and one on her stomach saying "arrr"
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queers, gays, sausage jockeys. they are 'pirates of men's pants' (rhyming slang for pirates of penzance)
in the same way someone would say bet he's a jockey (see above)
you would say he's a guaranteed pirate!
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Cross your arms grab the breasts squeeze them together and motor boat them.
"I liked my bitches poop deck and pirated her all night!"
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